Do you hate carob as much as I do? Well then, come on in. Settle in for a long ride. This week brings us views on the fleeing tech scum, my personal and near-perpetual tech woes, the border, filmmaking, Howard Stern, my wife’s cutting comments, and the FireEye Hack. Oh ya, and two funny stories about poor quality meat and the first-time drug experiment that went off course in a major way.